i imagine what my body would sound like

Fri, 05 Nov 2004 20:56:41 GMT

i got a new journal.
amodestpose
add me if you'd like to be friends :)

Tue, 12 Oct 2004 22:25:16 GMT

facts i have learned in the past few months that i hope to God i never forget:

1. ryan starkey has huge-ass nips.
2.

uhhhh...
i will add on as i think of more.

ps:
if you love the new baxter kid disaster site ( http://www.baxterkiddisaster.cjb.net ),
and you see the cigarette crotch picture,
and you think to yourself:
"i totally hope there are more where that came from,"
please refer to:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/useyourjetpack/1383.html

i really miss my job as use your jet pack's journalist and photographer.

goodbye, friends.

Tue, 05 Oct 2004 22:11:08 GMT

i was going to update earlier.
but i got distracted.
you see...the thing is,
there was this really dorky glasses-wearing kid sitting right next to me in the computer lab looking at lesbian internet porn.
in the computer lab.
with his girlfriend beside him.
i know this because the girl said:
"i don't even know why i date you.
all you do is sit around looking at this stuff all day."
to which he replied:
"you date me because of the cock."
so she says:
"every guy has a cock!"
and then he said:
[imagine a really dorky glasses-wearing guy in the computer lab with five other random, mostly female people around him saying this:]
"no one has a cock like this cock."

WOW.

when he started looking at all these boobs painted with "vote for bush!" and "vote for kerry!",
i told him he was disgusting and to look at it in his own room.
it was so funny.
his girlfriend was like, "see! everyone thinks it's gross!"
dang dorky guys trying to prove their sexuality in the computer lab.

i kinda took gavins copy of the thunderbirds are now! cd.
so good.

and now...i need to get ready for a double date!

have a great day, guys.

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 22:54:15 GMT

i have the best boyfriend in the world.
he doesnt think im gross when im sick.
and he doesnt even mind holding me when im sick.

i also have the best roommate in all of bsu.
she surprised me with crackers and 7up this morning,
to make me feel better!
she even set up a makeshift table beside my bed from my clothing tubs.
she also has a hot boob tattoo.

throwing up has never felt so good!
haha :)

Thu, 23 Sep 2004 22:26:19 GMT

1. i want to earn some money so that i can buy material to make some new skirts.
so if anyone needs anything hemmed (nicole? ryan?) that'd be sweet.
i would do it for like...a dollar.
i just want to earn like five bucks to buy material!
so let me know.

2. i get to spend all weekend with sean!
and kory!
and chicago!
and pretty girls make graves!

3. thank you very much joe o. for the wonderful mix cd.
the title killed me.
"livin' the dream @ bsu: the mix"
AMAZING.
!!!

4. i still don't know about piercing my lip.
i bought the jewelry...
and i have the justin,
but i cant decide whether it would look skanky or not.

5. i want to start writing letters to my friends!
so...leave me your addresses.
i would loooove to keep in touch with everyone.

have a great day, guys.
if you know arrah, please pray for her.

<3-krista

Wed, 22 Sep 2004 14:36:31 GMT

go to this.

cake time

Thu, 16 Sep 2004 20:03:10 GMT

it's my birthday.
and ryan's,
and sam's,
and zack's.

we're all nineteen!

ps: i love college. it is so awesome.

pps: also, gavin's birthday is tomorrow.
so if you see him at the fairfield show on friday,
wish him happy birthday<3

oh, and girl's night is amazing.
if you are a certain maddy or jill,
i have some very exciting news for you ladies.
AND YOU WILL LAUGH HARD!

they're just jealous cos we're young and in love

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 22:22:37 GMT

first, i think it would make everyone's day better to read this:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/gavcore/37692.html?view=184636#t184636

pay special attention to shane's comment, because he rules.

-i made a friend in my english class and he listens to the velvet underground.
-i made a friend on my floor and she and i are going to buy the new bjork cd together tonight. she's from chicago and beautiful, and hopefully she can teach me a thing or two.
-gavin and i have a sort of double-date on friday with two new friends, mark and amy.
-i ordered plenty of magazines to get me through my year here (cosmo, glamour, marie claire, AND jane.)
-i turned in my first official college essay this afternoon.
-i woke up to something so surreal this morning. ("...cos nothing's like being held...sometimes")
-nicole is joining us for dinner tonight!
-the lip piercing party has been withheld until justin's gets gav and i some needles.

i found that today.

if this dont kill you, i know i know what will

Wed, 01 Sep 2004 21:52:26 GMT

in my humanities class, we're studying books of the Bible.
i don't think my professor is religious at all,
and she teaches all the stories as if they're only myths.
she always asks questions like, "and why do you think they put this into the story?"
and i just want to say, "...because it happened?"

"You'll have to get use to that attitude toward religion, or anything metaphysical. We're a post-religious society, the only acceptable way of being in our society, and in Europe, is to treat religion with the respect you would any familiar tradition. It's terrible and pretentious. Not everyone is like that though, mainly just professors at small liberal arts schools. Don't let it get to you.

Love,
Josh"

my brother is a good man.

ps: 214-7143 (i think.) if you live in muncie, call me, or leave me your number and i will call you. we will get coffee. i want more friends.

pps: i also want more snail mail. letters are really nice. i always check my poor mailbox, and it's always empty.
my address is:

Box 63 Botsford
Muncie, IN 47306

selmasongs is beautiful, but im looking forward to title tk, honestly.

Mon, 30 Aug 2004 19:39:42 GMT

it feels like i havent updated this thing for a while.
ive been too damn busy for the internet,
so unless ryan decides to come get his chips and hook up my internet...
it's the computer lab for me.
and for some reason i feel really awkward writing anything besides a paper in here.
i bet that guy over there is reading this as we speak..type.

uhm...so gavin and i had our six month anniversary a couple of days ago. i wasn't having the best day. and my mom had called me right before gavin came over to tell me that one of my close aunts had died. so i was in a terrible mood.
he brought me roses.
surprised me, nonetheless.
he dropped me off at my room, and told me he'd call me when he was done with his homework or something.
THEN, he took the bus to walmart, told ryan if i called to lie to me,
and showed up at my room with a vase of roses.
smoochies, babe. good job.

then yesterday he surprised me with the old radiohead "7 television commercials" dvd which i didnt have, for some reason.
mmm that was exciting,
and so the next time i have 30 minutes to spare,
i hope i can watch it.
that is if i can figure out how to hook up my tv.
i dont really know too much...

im going to go eat grapes and drink my diet coke and THEN...
....
....
MATH CLASS!

ps: okay. im gonna do that name thing, too. so...you know, DO it. DO it.

pps: fear before show tonight. FUN.

Sun, 22 Aug 2004 07:03:37 GMT

so,
i moved into my bsu dorm on thursday.
things are so amazing.
i love my roommate, too.
shes a real sweetie.

if you live in muncie or go to bsu, im at:
botsford 310
4-7143

and anyone else should call me: (765)214-7143

i have a big tv and ddr and a bed,
so visit me already.

we're ch-ai-ained

Mon, 16 Aug 2004 19:06:09 GMT

im so happy.
i found this skirt at goodwill that is the most precious bubblegum pink color.
the buttons are super faded, the dress is much too big in the hips, and its too long.
but i got it for only a dollar and a half, went to hancock's and found some decent buttons for a dollar, and, luckily, the thread i need was half off.
i cant wait to reconstruct that baby.

while i was at hancock's, i found a huge, bright blue remnant for a dollar.
it was the best color.
i think im going to turn it into an a-line skirt with a ruffle at the bottom and a side-zipper.

i hope i can finish those before i leave on thursday.
i also hafta put together the seafoam green off-the-shoulder knee-length dress that ive had laying around for about a month.
and gavin's 5 pairs of boxers.

okay.
i love you guys.

ps: natalie just told me she met my roommate before, and she isnt a rich brat. do any of you carmel girls know sarah grant?

pps: they just played belle & sebastian as the background for newlyweds?

Fri, 13 Aug 2004 23:54:22 GMT

oh, wow.
college is approaching in roughly one week.
i am excited, nervous, scared, and so completely unprepared.

i really hope that my roommate is not:
a) stupid
b) a ho-bitch
c) dramatic
d) ridiculous

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all i have been listening to in my car the past couple of days is THE KELLEY DEAL 6000, VERUCA SALT, and THE BREEDERS, and ive loved every minute of.

mmmmm mmmmm mmmm NINETIES CHIC ROCK mmmmm.

----------------

friday, august 20th
fairfield christian church

////

the beauty prevails
in the face of war
kingston falls
crimson fallout
chad allen

who is going to go to this?

im really excited to see chad play again :)

ps: im bringing things to make vegan smoothies to jered, dan, and jake's housewarming! and they will be amazing.

Tue, 03 Aug 2004 06:02:31 GMT

this post is dedicated to things that i love.

#1: i love that yesterday i told ryan that gavin's car blew up, and he believed me. i love even more that he asked me if it went "up in flames" (to which i responded a solemn "yes."), and i love it even more that i told him that the car was parked and turned off when the explosion occurred.

#2: i love that gavin bought me an oswald the octopus coloring book and crayons. i love even more that one of the charaters is a hotdog with eyes and legs. it looks like pickles. i colored it BLACK. i love even more that gavin will be hanging my beautiful masterpieces proudly on his fridge.

#3: i love that im getting my hair colored tomorrow, and cut thursday. out with the skanky, in with the college. (oh. wait...)

#4: i love that i got a secret grant for college worth about $1300 a year.

#5: i love that i have been spreading the word that joe ozinga and the great n.d. look JUST alike. i love even more that people (people being exclusively katrina) agree with me. i love even more that i havent actually told JOE about this discovery of mine. i love even MORE that joe wont care, and that he might even be proud of this fact.

#6: i love that when an old guy in steak n shake gets his hat stolen by a good-looking teenage rebel at one in the morning, he doesnt notice until said teenage rebel has taken a bathroom break, and the person who gets blamed is none other than jered sheline. i love even more that instead of calling the guy a jerk or giving him a dirty look, jered just kept wondering out loud why the guy wasnt dying of a heart attack. i love even MORE that when i asked why a guy that old would be hanging out at one in the morning, jered said "the better question is, why is he still alive?"

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 01:37:14 GMT

hey, guys.

i hope this gets you guys way excited to buy tons and tons of baxter kid disaster merch. cos babies, im helping them make it all.

napoleon dynamite is the movie of my dreams, you freaking idiots.
GAWD. so why the flip havent you guys seen it already?
i mean, its probably the best movie i know.
freaking idiots.

love,
krista

Tue, 27 Jul 2004 00:26:02 GMT

there are going to be movies at my house at 8.
everyone's invited.
call 453-1908 for directions.

<3, krista

ps: it's been quite a week.

Wed, 14 Jul 2004 04:15:34 GMT

my msn name is MANTOOTH.
i love funny movies.

Mon, 12 Jul 2004 22:14:31 GMT

today, gavin and i went to highland park.
it was so nice outside, breezy.
i went swinging and watched the little kids while gavin drew pictures of me in his sketchbook.
i almost told the tiny little boy with the cute glasses that he was handsome.
i said hi to him and he looked at me funny.
so i chickened out.
i think i was the only girl in the area who was older than 10 and younger than 40.
some white trash guy kept driving in circles in his truck and staring at me.
it was so disgusting.
i still dont understand what makes a guy think that even though i've never talked to him, he has the right to look me up and down like that.
it's really gross.

Eleven random things you like to do
o1 cross-stitch
o2 sew/make things
o3 tae-bo or pilates
o4 shop
o5 turn the music up and dance like crazy at the stoplights
o6 draw faces
o7 cut my hair
o8 read cosmopolitan
o9 roller-skating (i can barely even do this)
1o do gymnastics in the back of the theatre showing the terminal, and then hide
11 cuddle with pickles

Ten bands/artists
o1 bjork
o2 the sneaker pimps
o3 ryan adams
o4 radiohead
o5 old liz phair
o6 interpol
o7 the dandy warhols
o8 the pixies
o9 old underoath
1o at peace while burning

Nine books
o1 franny and zooey
o2 nine stories
o3 raise high the roofbeam, carpenters
o4 the inferno
o5 the awakening
o6 1984
o7 the great gatsby
o8 edgar allen poe short stories
o9 kurt vonnegut books

Eight foods/drinks
o1 cheese ravioli
o2 diet coke
o3 nonfat almond hot chocolates
o4 chicken mcnuggets
o5 ice cream
o6 coney cheese hotdogs
o7 french onion soup
o8 red cream soda

Seven movies
o1 buffalo '66
o2 the virgin suicides
o3 whats eating gilbert grape
o4 pretty woman
o5 when harry met sally
o6 zoolander
o7 harriet the spy

Six things on your desk
o1 a pencil
o2 wooden giraffes
o3 a vase of flowers
o4 printer/fax/scanner/copying machine thing
o5 palm tree lamp
o6 harvey danger cd case

Five celebrities you have a crush on
o1 the singer for baxter kid disaster
o2 johnny depp
o3 brad pitt
o4 jason lee
o5 beck

Four things you wear daily
o1 panties
o2 bra
o3 deodorant
o4 so pink or lovespell

Three things about you. . . physically
o1 short
o2 not skinny, not fat
o3 in need of a haircut

Two shows you watch
o1 queer eye
o2 adult swim

One secret
o1 im way self-concious. i dont know if thats a secret.

str33t t34m

Wed, 07 Jul 2004 05:10:42 GMT

i want all of my friends to go to this.
who's coming?

Sun, 04 Jul 2004 04:12:43 GMT

1)

dear dan promise watson,

remember when i was going to trade you the darkness for the shins?

love,
krista

2)

gavin bought me the new cure cd. i left it in his car. i hope it's amazing.

3)

i am very bored.
message me.
aim = xdiomecogesx
msn = hiseyesparalyze@hotmail.com

PS: I'M OFFICIALLY AN ENGLISH/JOURNALISM MAJOR AND A FASHION DESIGN MINOR!

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 20:40:35 GMT

orientation was really fun.
nicole is a nice girl, and i'm glad she was there.
the first day i met a girl named laura who was ridiculously cute, and nicole introduced me to ryan and chris. i think ryan was really smart. sometimes i felt dumb. i also met this kid named joel. he had dreadlocks. i dont know why, but i like dreadlocks, even though they're disgusting. they look good. anyway. we went through all the orientation crap, then nicole and i went bowling with ryan and chris, then to the mt cup with them. we stayed up late watching funny clips of things on ryans computer. when i went to bed i found out they didnt give me a roommate! those jerks. i was all alone. oh well, at least i didnt have a bitch roommate. maybe ill have good luck with my REAL roommate for the fall. uhm..the second day we had more orientation crap, my mom came for lunch, which was nice, and we got to sit with ryan which was nice, too. i like nice kids. the only bad thing is that when i actually go to bsu, i know i'll never see these kids again.

i don't know how i feel about changes.

i'm really excited to meet new people.

i'm really sad to leave my friends behind. especially jered. jered, im going to miss you!

oh yeah and taylor, i was going to visit you...but i didnt have your phone number. lame.

im eighteen and i must rebel

Sat, 26 Jun 2004 03:27:13 GMT

i may pierce my lip soon with a very small, very chic curved barbell.
and i will stretch the holes in my ears from a 4 to a 2 sometime this week.
oh and dont forget about the tattoo party all of us september babies are having together.

i just bought a nice sewing machine for college.
and my ben folds tickets for tomorrow night.

i miss the way his skin smells.

there better be nice girls in muncie.

Wed, 16 Jun 2004 02:49:57 GMT

so i bought the new underoath cd today.
and i'm so disappointed.
i definitely heard that it was supposed to be more metal than the last cd.
but it is way less metal.
and way more emo.

AND A REMINDER

friday, june 18th
6:00 pm
first friends meeting - kokomo
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use your jetpack!
rata (farewell forever show)
away with vega (i hear zack will be dressed very sleazy)

hi.

i hope you're all doing well.

those jeans don't make your ass look fat, your fat ass makes your ass look fat.

Wed, 09 Jun 2004 03:47:33 GMT

summer

yesterday, gavin and i went double date camping.
it was hot...i wore shorts (i hate shorts, they are gay.)
the water was freezing, but swimming with gavin was great.
he was a whale.
i have a mosquito bite on my forehead.
we watched baseketball.
i'm glad we don't fight.

i want to hang out with EVERYONE over the summer. call me. anytime. call when you're bored, call when there's a party. call. i want to see ALL OF YOU.

you guys...

Fri, 04 Jun 2004 02:15:51 GMT

he loves me (!)